The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms memek of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex memek as memek genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts bokeh her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing crot The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel crot happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder porn the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh bokep but can memek you get a bloomin’ move on.’ porn Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a crot woman from memek Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex memek may just be the quietest.

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