The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an porn exorcism.

When I memek mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes bokep and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study crot from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokeh and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far crot more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed porn to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory memek vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

bokep It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you porn get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if memek your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokep that her sexual yowling drowned crot out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain bokeh kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex bokep worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then porn men should take heed: crot the bokep best sex may just be the quietest.

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