The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the porn memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer bokep to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot crot declared the woman bokeh an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new porn study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn bokeh the greater the chance the porn orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex bokep as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently bokep sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen porn in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel crot happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over porn the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was bokeh like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to memek screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokep that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be bokeh doing.’
Well, bokep only if you want bokeh to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At memek Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based bokeh crot on observation crot of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be bokep the quietest.
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