The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokep all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I bokeh wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared crot the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms bokeh what most women know and bokep bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t crot measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner bokep and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely bokeh to gently crot sigh and bokeh moan than shriek bokeh like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This porn was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described bokep as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the porn greater porn the chance the orgasm is crot crot being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other bokeh reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals memek better.

porn As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokep that bokep her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be bokeh doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At porn Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha bokeh concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based porn on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep bokep then men memek should take crot heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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