The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokep haunted by the bokeh memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin bokep Quarter where I was bokeh bokeh kept awake all night by crot a bokep woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

bokeh When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable bokep French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep porn or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. bokeh In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when porn a woman is bokeh genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for porn a fragile male porn ego, bokep she’s memek far more likely bokep to memek gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen memek in my Parisian hotel.

In bokeh my days editing bokeh The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed crot to faking orgasms. It memek was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could bokep make their partner feel happy, bokep porn while conserving memek their crot energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University bokeh of Central bokep Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels crot were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners crot over the finishing line, bokeh bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like porn bokeh saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like porn a demented hyena is if your porn sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out memek their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you porn want to attract a porn certain porn kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the porn most memek likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of crot our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need porn to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should memek porn take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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