The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin porn Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a porn woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should porn offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms bokeh what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It memek was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, memek so they could make their bokep partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two crot researchers from the University memek of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ bokep in order to encourage bokeh their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new porn study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason bokep to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex crot education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said memek in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling bokep drowned out memek their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokeh were noisy during sex – based bokep on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they memek were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if memek you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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