The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been porn haunted by porn the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all porn night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When bokep I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ memek (the crot delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokep next morning, memek she rolled her crot memek eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according memek to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it bokep bokeh all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokep women know and bokep memek all men dread – bokeh the louder the cry of crot ecstasy, porn the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex bokep as bokep performance art, crot and crot bokeh sex crot as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely memek aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female bokep contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their bokeh partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers bokeh from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared porn that memek erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that women were prone memek to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the porn finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the memek greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokeh (Stock bokeh Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a bokeh woman from crot Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned crot out their TVs: crot ‘As bokeh far bokeh as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want bokeh to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was memek to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If crot bokep you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot crot the need memek to advertise. But if crot you’re not, bokep then men should porn take heed: memek the best sex memek may just be the quietest.

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