The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted memek by crot the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by crot a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I bokeh should offer to perform an bokep exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, porn porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific memek sense. memek It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokep and memek bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. bokep And memek when a bokeh woman bokeh is bokeh genuinely porn aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not bokep fearing for crot bokep a crot fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my crot Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female crot contributors regularly confessed to faking memek orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d bokep explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek crot while conserving their memek energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study crot by two researchers from the memek University of Central Lancashire. They porn crot declared that erotic decibels were all about porn manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep porn memek that women were prone to what memek they described bokep memek as ‘copulatory porn vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance porn the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m crot enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech bokep crot like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes memek from porn, porn where loud always crot equals better.

As a bokep woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As bokeh far bokep as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokeh most likely reason women were noisy during sex – bokep based on observation of our memek nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I memek can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the crot best sex may just be the quietest.

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