The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I bokeh was kept awake bokep all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if crot bokeh I should offer to perform an bokep exorcism.

When I mentioned the crot ‘miaulement’ (the crot delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an bokep ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal porn Swedes, porn bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t memek measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as memek genuine intimacy. crot And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the bokep rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In memek my days editing memek The Erotic Review crot magazine, porn female memek contributors regularly confessed porn bokeh memek to faking porn orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make bokeh their partner feel crot happy, memek while conserving their crot energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that porn women were prone bokep bokeh to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to crot speak.

A memek bokep new crot study confirms the bokeh louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you memek get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound bokeh familiar, bokeh memek ladies?

The only other reason bokep to screech like a demented hyena is if crot your memek sex education comes from porn, porn where loud bokeh always equals better.

As a bokeh porn woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours memek complained that her sexual yowling bokeh drowned out crot their TVs: bokep ‘As far as memek I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based memek on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

crot If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to memek advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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