The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman memek bokeh porn in bokep a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

bokep When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French bokeh word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next crot morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokep women know porn and porn all men dread – the louder the cry porn of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. bokep In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms crot of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts bokep her memek partner and memek is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than memek shriek crot bokeh like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek bokeh they’d explain, bokeh so they memek could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving crot their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of bokep another study by two researchers from the University of Central bokep Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and crot that women were prone to bokep what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing porn line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to bokep screech like a demented hyena is if your bokeh sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned bokeh out their bokep TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m porn concerned, bokep that’s what you should crot be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want bokeh to attract a crot certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan memek and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – memek based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can porn understand memek the need to advertise. But memek if you’re not, porn then crot men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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