The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the bokeh memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so memek loudly that I wondered if memek I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific crot sense. bokeh It confirms what most women know and bokep all men porn dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in crot terms of decibels: porn there’s porn sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is memek genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner bokep and bokep bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my bokeh Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. porn It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their memek energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion crot of another study crot by memek two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners crot and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so bokeh to speak.

A new memek study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying crot porn this, porn but can you get memek a bloomin’ move on. bokep ‘ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

memek The only other reason to bokeh screech like bokep memek a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek memek porn where bokeh loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s bokeh what crot you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were bokep noisy during sex – based porn on observation of our nearest bokeh primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile porn and bokep keen to copulate.

If memek you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men memek should take heed: crot the bokeh best sex may just porn be the crot quietest.

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